St. Bernard's School

St. Bernard's School is one of the most prestigious prep schools in New York City. St. Bernard's is one of the most rigorous and challenging schools in New York City, and has a fantastic high school placement, sending students to such schools as Andover, Deerfield, Trinity, Hotchkiss, Dalton, Taft, Riverdale, Lawrenceville, and St. George's. The school also has a fantastic sports program, besting other private schools such as Buckley, Saint David's, Collegiate, Trinity, and Allen Stevenson. With a dedicated and hardworking staff, St. Bernard's is a unique and fantastic school giving many kids of diverse backrounds a great education.

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.