Steal a Phone
A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.
Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.
"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."