Steamboat hot
Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.
Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.
Steamboat Hot Dog
The sexual act of defecating directly into partners mouth, with a non-diarrhea turd.
Dude, I just gave my girl a foot long steamboat hot dog last night and she loved it!!