steamed dumpling
Farting in the shower.
I was getting shower head until I gave a steamed dumpling to my girlfriend.
steamed dumpling
The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.
Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.
Steamed Dumpling
The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.
My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.
Steamed Dumpling
That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."
2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."
2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
Steaming Peking Dumpling
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
steamed dumpling
A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.
Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?
I got my dumpling steamed!
Steamed Dumplings
While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.
That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.