Steamed Susan
Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.
After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.
Steaming Susan
The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.
Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.