Stefan Sexton
A tall, lanky individual who is often described as adorable and irresistable. A Stefan Sexton is considered, by many, worthy of a woman capable of making "bangin'" sandwiches. Stefans are typically great lovers, and Stefan Sextons are not exceptions to this statement. When encountered by a Stefan Sexton, one should kneel and bow their head, as if in the precense of royalty. Often confused/mistaken for actor Michael Cera.
Stefan Sexton could really use a woman; one with the ability to make a handsome chicken-bacon-ranch sandwich.