Stella Cock
When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.
Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"
Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"