Stellaportation
The act of finding oneself in a place with no recollection of how one got there, due to excessive alcohol consumption.
An amalgamation of "Stella Artois" and "teleportation."
An amalgamation of "Stella Artois" and "teleportation."
"Dude, I was so drunk last night, I have no idea how I got home."
"Must have been stellaportation man."
"Must have been stellaportation man."