Cougar Step

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped

When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"

Step-Cougar

When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.

Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.

俚语	step-cougar
释义	Cougar Step Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing. He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step" Step-Cougar When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling. Holy fucking step-cougar, Shirley just banged mustafa ben ladin’s son osumma ben ladin.
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