Steptic father
When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.
"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."
Steptic-father
When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.
Noun:
Steptic-Father
Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."
Steptic-Father
Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."