Sterbate
A slang term for the male masturbation of the erect genitalia. This term is usually used among men to make sure that an unusual conversation with a female does not arouse.
(1.)I had a great Sterbate last night;(2.)Ben, stop Sterbating in my bed;(3.)I have the urges to go and Sterbate with my hands right now.
cube-sterbate
To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.
James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.
Stroke-sterbate
After jerking the chicken for multiple hours one may suffer from a stroke.
Andy had to call into work after had a case of stroke-sterbate.