steveland

Short for cleveland steamer. Also Stevie Wonder's born name.

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.