steven segall

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.

Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

Steven Segal

1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life.

Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour...

I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick.

Steven Segal

Complete bad ass from Michigan

I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal

Steven segal

The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds.

Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history.

A Steven Segal

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

steven segal

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

俚语	steven segall
释义	steven segall a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid. Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors. Steven Segal 1. verb: The act of maintaining your face in one expression for either all or the remainder of your life. Dude, the teacher's been Steven Segal-ing me for a whole hour... I'm gonna go Steven Segal that chick. Steven Segal Complete bad ass from Michigan I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal Steven segal The famous B-actor, with only one expression. His movies often include explosions, 1vs1 fights, and girls who like him. Yes, a bit like Chuck Norris, although the 1vs1 fights often look like little 10 year old girls fighting over the last piece of chewing gum. The repeating slow-motion effects of Steven's instantly killing hits makes the experience even more rejoice able, as his face changes expression for almost two seconds. Rent the movie "Attack Force", and everything will become much clearer. Although, I want you to know that the movie is even worse than the original Narnia movie. The Steven Segal movies are the best of the B-actors history. A Steven Segal A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning. I aint smoking that Steven Segal. steven segal 1.a bad actor 2.a 'louisular' bhuddist 3.Tom Ws idol X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid. Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!! steven segal total fucking shithead with only one facial expression. gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that ONE serious look on his face) me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for breakfast! steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one expression) BLAM! BLAM! me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you asshole.
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