Betteridge
Male sexual magnet from the south west.
that Betty is soooo lush ...
betteridge
When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.
Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'
or to be 'having a betteridge'
Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'
or to be 'having a betteridge'
e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge
microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan
dead dog becomes hahaha
microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan
dead dog becomes hahaha
Betteridge's Law
A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.
Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)
Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."
Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"
Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)