Stewartsville
A small country town located in bumblefuck county, New Jersey (commonly referred to as Warren County). Nothing ever happens there so you might as well go to Washington Dunkin Donuts, Asbury, or Phillipsburg.
Henry: "wow did you see that UFO just land in the field over there?!"
me: "yeah right...this is Stewartsville."
me: "yeah right...this is Stewartsville."