St. Hubbins
The patron saint of quality footwear.
Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name.
David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint.
Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
St. Hubbins Rosary
A Rosary where each decade has eleven beads for "extra piety." Supposedly introdced to Christian devotion by Saint Hubbins, the patron saint of quality footwear.
"When you need that extra piety, to really kick it over the cliff, with a St. Hubbins Rosary — you've got it!"