sticky floor
When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor
Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....
Person 2: ....
Kentucky Sticky Floor
An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).
Can involve a partner.
Can involve a partner.
I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.