Sticky John
When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.
john sticky
a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls
did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris