sticky pants
When the man glaze from your husband/boyfriend/sailor drips out of your vagina onto your panties after sex.
Ah, fuck my butt! I had sex with Whats-his-face before work and now I have sticky pants!
Sticky Pants
The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.
Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.