Stiff as dicks
a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.
b.) Inflexible.
b.) Inflexible.
"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."
"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."
"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."
stiffs your dick
A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.
I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.
Stiff dick
A hard one
Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!
Stiff Dick
A man who can't work his penis right for his woman
Jack can't a stiff dick to get hard to smash Jillian correctly in the bedroom.
“Stiff dicks and airplanes”
Stiff dicks and airplanes
Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “