Stiff One
Another word for a male erection or boner
Steve: You dude, have you seen that new girl group girlicious's new music video?
Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.
Dimitri: Yea man, I've seen it like 5 times and I've gotten a Stiff One every time.
stiff one-eye
A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby
"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."
-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"
-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"