between a crematorium and a dildo shop
To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.
"where is Rudy?"
"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"
"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"
between the crematorium and the dildo shop
synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."