Stirfried
To be outdrawn in a poker game, when you have the obviously superior hand, and then to whine about it for hours.
Did you see that hand history? Man, he really got stirfried.
stirfry
an alternative way of saying "alright"
or what a drunk tramp used to say
or what a drunk tramp used to say
shall we go out?
yeah thats cool
*random person "STIRFRY!!"
yeah thats cool
*random person "STIRFRY!!"
shanghai stirfry
when a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Man that broad gave me a sick ass shanghai stirfry last night!
Minnesota Stirfry
A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.
Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.
Stirfry
Someone who resembles a vegetable in any way, shape, or form. Generally of the legume variety and usually short and/or disabled.
That stirfry had to use the electric shopping cart at Costco.
California stirfry
When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?