Stittsvegas

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".