Dirty St. Nick

To shit in a girls shoe. Usually done while sneaking out after a one night stand.

When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

Aka prison; a hell hole that 0 people like; a pointless part of your life; a waste of time; everyone vapes bc they are just to cool for everyone else; full of fake hoes; gives u big depression; everything about this school sucks

- *teacher sees a non clear waterbottle* “automatic suspension because your drinking sprite!!”

- all the work makes u wanna kms

- 7th grade pedophile teacher

- ^^gym coaches

- perky af principal that needs to stfu

- no escaping now🥵

A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end

Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months

The big fat white jolly man known as St. Nick.

On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.