Stobbsy
Frequent sudden onset of clumsiness combined with a poor sense of spatial awareness and a lack of good sense of judgement leading to small scale disasters affecting oneself and those in the vicinity. But expertly done
A stobbsy is when you open the dishwasher at the exact moment it dispersed the washing powder - right into your own eye. Impecable timing!!
A stobbsy is also when you climb a ladder to cut back plants and proceed to fall into a bush and get lassoed by the surrounding foliage causing you to need to be cut free by your wife.
A stobbsy is also when you climb a ladder to cut back plants and proceed to fall into a bush and get lassoed by the surrounding foliage causing you to need to be cut free by your wife.