stoke boner
A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
or
"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."
or
"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
Boner Stoked
So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"