Stokrotka Day
A holiday that every man in rural Poland celebrates when he has had sex with his 100th krotka (small animal that lives in the ground and comes out at night to make love to you). However, if he has only had sex with 99 krotkas, then the gypsys come to his village and steal its cabbage and he has to suicide.
Polish man: Andrzej, I hear it is your Stokrotka Day!
His friend: Yes! It was most best day my life! Whole village come to congratulate!
Polish man: But. I hear very sad news about Milosz.
His friend: He never make it to hundred krotka. He will be remember fondly.
His friend: Yes! It was most best day my life! Whole village come to congratulate!
Polish man: But. I hear very sad news about Milosz.
His friend: He never make it to hundred krotka. He will be remember fondly.