Stolevrusny
A description of once-great athletes that have devolved into a shell of their formal selves, imbibing in self-harm and substance abuse, leading them to make other lifestyle decisions and speaking gibberish that causes even their formerly-biggest fans to disregard their influence completely.
My buddy “Boy, Jim McMahon has really gone off the rails, huh?”
Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”
Me: “Yeah, just another awful Stolevrusny story”