Stomach Boner

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.

"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"

stomach boner

When you see food that looks so fucking delicious that your stomach immediately starts growling and you just want to eat that food right away.

A: Holy shit, the steak at this place looks fucking tasty!

GROWL
B: I know man. I have a raging stomach boner right now, and the only thing that can satisfy it is that juicy fucking steak!

俚语	stomach boner
释义	Stomach Boner The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female. "Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!" "If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away." "Well now I have a lady boner." "Better than a uni-boob!" stomach boner When you see food that looks so fucking delicious that your stomach immediately starts growling and you just want to eat that food right away. A: Holy shit, the steak at this place looks fucking tasty! GROWL B: I know man. I have a raging stomach boner right now, and the only thing that can satisfy it is that juicy fucking steak!
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