stomp dick
A word I made up for when you have sex with an obese female(Or male if your gay)
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
I got drunk and fucked some fat bitch now I got stomp dick.
stomping on dicks
the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.
stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again
motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?
motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.
motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.
motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?
motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.
motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.
motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
Dick Stomp
When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
dick stomping
1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.
Dick Stomp
Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.