Stone Football
A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!
Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!
Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Mario: Stone!
Mama Luigi: Football!
Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!
Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Stone Football~
Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!
Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Mario: Stone!
Mama Luigi: Football!
Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!
Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Stone Football~
Stoned football
Football played where you are stoned on different drugs. For example Marijuana where you stumble around ect. and just have fun. PCP,for example: Oh my God that football is a God damned snake! Esctasy: That football feels so good so...so...so...footbally.
You want a play stoned football?
Stone Bridge Football
The "I win all my games only to lose in the state title game" team and being runner-ups. The Buffalo Bills of the Virginia High School Football from Northern Virginia.
They run a Single-Wing Offense which is outdated becuase no college or pro team runs that kind of offense because it's so predictable.
They always have a winning season and win all the games they should win and lose in the final game where it matters most.
With all the talent & athletes that they have, only a few kids on the team make it to D1 football programs, and even if an individual was good they'd be lucky to get even one offer.
They run a Single-Wing Offense which is outdated becuase no college or pro team runs that kind of offense because it's so predictable.
They always have a winning season and win all the games they should win and lose in the final game where it matters most.
With all the talent & athletes that they have, only a few kids on the team make it to D1 football programs, and even if an individual was good they'd be lucky to get even one offer.
Dude: YOOO!! Stone Bridge Football is too good at football! Like you guys kill every team you play and often go undefeated!
Bulldogbro: Yeah were good until we come up short in the state championship game. :(
Bulldogbro: Yeah were good until we come up short in the state championship game. :(