Stonkered
Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.
"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"
Stonker
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonker
British Informal Slang
An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
stonker
Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
stonkered
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."
stonker
1. An erect penis
2. A foolish or ittitating person.
3. Something really cool.
2. A foolish or ittitating person.
3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
stonker
Great big fuck off hard on
ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!