stoodent
A person lacking in every respect. Chasing the illusive gauntlet represented by a sheet of white construction paper. Often misrepresented by the financial aid people and the headhunting student services department. Thought to have a high caliber for injection of thought to class discussions, but often coming up short.
One of my stoodents told me he was "straight". I assured him he was quite rigid and lumpy.
stoodent
lazy good for nothing sponging of the government
see him, see that waster? he's a stoodent!