Storage porn
The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
Mass Porn Storage Device
A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn
I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.