Storm star appreciation day
The 28th of July of every year since 2004
A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star
A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star
Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!