story basket

When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)

The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.