Story Fuck
When you sleep with a woman that you may not find hot, but it makes a great story for the boys. Like an older lady, a waitress, midgets, ethnic.
I totally story fucked the snot out of my boss's receptionist last night in the supply closet. She wasn't hot but it was a blast.
Fuck Story
1.fallen on hard times.
2.see:screwed over
2.see:screwed over
"I don't want to bore you with the details, but lately my life has been a real fuck story."
12 Story Face Fuck
A man stands on the edge of a 12 story building and jacks off over the side. His partner, preferably a woman, attempts to catch his spooge in her mouth.
"I tried giving my wife a 12 story face fuck but my load missed her face and landed on the sidewalk. Some ants ate it."
Chinese Fuck Story
1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."