Story Hoe
A person who receives a snapchat message (a.k.a "snap") which the sender also posts on their snapchat story.
I feel like such a Story Hoe after Becky sent me that holiday pic she put on her story too.
Cute Story Hoe
Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.
Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!
Boy: Cute Story Hoe~
Boy: Cute Story Hoe~
cool story hoe
When a hoe tells you something you don't care about. It's like "cool story bro" but for them hoes.
Ugly Hoe: Hey, I think your car is hot.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
You: COOL STORY HOE.
You: Just benched 400 lbs.
Hoe: Cool story bro.
You: Cool story hoe.
Snapchat Story Hoe
Someone who posts large amounts of unnecessary pictures and sayings.
Dennis is a Snapchat Story Hoe, he won't stop posting stupid shit.