Stosh wood
Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.
"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.