Stowaway

A sexual partner you only contact late at night and when you are intoxicated.

Verb. To silently fart after someone else has already farted and let them take full blame.

Noun - The bit of toilet paper left in the crack of a woman's ass. It normally rides undetected until discovered by the woman's lover. Said lover then must decide to do one of three things:

1. Clandestinely pluck it out and act like it was never there, then try to shake off the disturbing visual without losing his erection.

2. Do nothing but stare at it like a beacon while simultaneously supressing the urge to laugh and/or cry.

3. Pull out immediately, hands to the heavens, lamenting "Game over man! Game over!"

a friend who rides in a car with a group of females after the bar closes to ensure they come back to your house for a late night gathering. The stowaway helps thwart the negative energy carried by the overly cautious fat, or bitchy female of the group who thinks they should just go home.

(n) (stoh-uh-wey) - the small remainder of a bowel movement that doesn't leave with the rest of the movement; it leaves the feeling that although the vast majority of the fecal matter in the colon has been evacuated, there remains a small but not negligible amount still present

An uneaten item of food still in your mouth hours after you thought you'd eaten it.

The act of hiding a used condom in your partners purse or bag after perfoming coitus