Strabanistan
A city near Derry in Northern Ireland, normally called Strabane although often referred to as strabanistan by outsiders as it is a clusterfuck of shit.
Sir I wouldn't go near Strabane any time of the day never mind at night. The bastards would steal the eye out of your head if you weren't looking.
Aye Jimmy.. that's why they call it strabanistan.
Aye Jimmy.. that's why they call it strabanistan.