strabisnips
A combination of the words strabismus (lazy eye) and nipple. Strabisnips is a variation of the geographic presence of the nipple upon the female breast which results in the nipples projecting in opposed axes.
Taylor: “Did you see that stripper’s nipples? They were pointing in different directions!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”
Komron: “Yeah, I specifically requested a stripper with strabisnips!”