straddle
to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.
"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"
Straddling
To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.
"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"
straddled
When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.
Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.
straddle
to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart
to straddle a horse
straddling
To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.
Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: Did you get pictures?
Guy1: ...
Straddle
A quicker way of moseying to class
We best straddle off to class before we're late.
straddle
Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.
"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."