Straddle-whipped
the above definition is incorrect, because a one ryan abbott in fact gets more pussy than oliver himself, its just that no one knows about it
oliver this should be a hint that something is going on you dont know about
Straddle-whipped
Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.
Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.