Straight As a Mountain Pass
The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual.
Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"
Associate 2: "That's a chick?"
Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"
Associate 2: "Gothcha."
Associate 2: "That's a chick?"
Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?"
Associate 2: "Gothcha."