Bexhill

A small town on the south coast of England where no-one in their right mind would want to go. It is full of old people and sometimes referred to as 'god's waiting room'. But it is kind of cosy.

crap and don't ever bother going there. You'll probably think it's a nice little sunny place on the south coast of england with lovely sea air that has a lot of character and that's close to some big towns. Well you'd be wrong. It's a boring little raining place on the south coast of england with a view of the murky grey sea with no character whatsoever. It has so many old people in it that it's known as 'God's waiting room'. Personally, i call it crap. As an added bonus you'll probably get run over by one of the old people in a motorized scooter going at about 70mph the wrong way down a one-way street. And if you think that you can just park by the sea and look out at the ocean you'd be wrong. You can't ever park in Bexhill because everyone double parks and the traffic wardens don't give a damn. But otherwise you'll find it lovely.

it's a school where you will find yourself wondering what the fuck you are doing with your life while you waste away to the most boring forms of "education" known to man.

the canteen sells toxic food at the most extortionate prices and expects kids to be fucking millionaires to buy a pot of pasta (AND pay extra for cheese, which fyi they never used to do)

if you want to suffer, while losing an enormous amount of your time and your money, bexhill academy is the place for you folks!

(also fuck them for doing fuck all when they were the reason we had no prom)