Straight people
A strange breed of people. They are obsessed with tik-tok and only listen to travis scott,cardi b, and doja cat
Me: straight people are odd
Straight people
An endangered species that's being mercilessly hunted by femboys/traps
No one:
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?
Literally no one:
People in 2069: remember when straight people weren't extinct?
Straight People
People of the following characteristics
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄
Straight People
Disgusting people who have no flavor.
"Wait...are you gay"
"No, I'm a straight people"
"No, I'm a straight people"
Straight people
One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?
Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.
Straight people
Normal people
Person 1: look at those normal citizens
Person 2:nah they just straight people
Person 2:nah they just straight people
straight people are gross
An entirely true fact that can be approved of by anyone who isn't straight or people who are ashamed of being straight.
Queer person: "straight people are gross"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"
Gross straight person: "fuck you"
Queer person: "oh so you wanna fuck me, doesn't seem very straight of you 😏"