straight pride parade
Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
straight pride parade
a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.
oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!
Straight Pride parade
a traffic jam
Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing