straube
A person the is really awesome and cool
He is such a straube
dillon straub
bitch ass nigga!
Dillon Straub is a bitch ass nigga!
maddie straub
a nice, funny girl who calls everyone wankers and bitch ass hoes. she’s kinda popular but you know she hates you. she has a going “on and off” relationship with her boyfriend, bradley. she’s pretty basic: crocs, vans, vineyard vines and shell necklace. but don’t forget being quirky: annoying, hates leggings (wears them anyway), thinks everything is relatable, and even goes to the center of town with friends. overall strange but kinda friendly.
“have you seen maddie straub today”
“yep she’s still wearing those crocs”
“yep she’s still wearing those crocs”
john straube
the kinda guy who laughs at his own jokes but its ok because theyre funny
hes laughing so hard at his own joke, such a john straube